qqquixote:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

geeky-jez:

lekosis:

mistergrim13:

gamedude113:

jeza-red:

ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:

failedyoursavingthrow:

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

When the enemy is a better bard than you

Originally posted by loca-sin-gatos

@nerdybuddha

no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.

gothspitt:

deathmoth:

slavz:

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth 

(Source: grlhex)

adhighdefinition:

luseroftheyear:

imagine getting a dollar for every time you lose focus

gaspack:

i hope i make it. im rooting for myself.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deepstateoperative:

distraughtlesbian:

distraughtlesbian:

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

this is better literature than any novel written by a man

A GOOD NARRATIVE

pipmer:

crizzlegem:

starkisssed:

tbh i could care less about shitty plot lines. i come for the characters and i stay for the characters. you could give me the shittiest plot in the whole world but if the characters are real and i connect with them then i’ll defend the whole shitty shebang until my dying breath watch me

isnt that like a story telling rule
“bad characters cant carry a good story but good characters can carry a bad story”

Truth.

(Source: bittenred)

jasmine-scented:

I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life

sapphomets:

starblastrz:

sapphomets:

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!